| The Jemmiah Chronicles: The Best Bits! (From a certain point of view...) |
If you have any nominations for the 'best bits' section please e-mail: ZEBEDEE@rosrobertson.freeserve.co.uk |
| Alex Arieh In which we find Master Arieh forced to judge a singing contest between two of the most tone-deaf individuals in the history of the Jedi order...and one of them happens to be Master Yoda! |
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| An-Paj In which An-Paj, super healer, tries to diagnose exactly what ails a sickly Padawan Kenobi... |
| Dex Berlingside Where we see Master Berlingside selflessly trying to cheer Qui-Gon up as they sit languishing in a prison cell, awaiting their fate. |
| Dimallie Melbra In which Dimallie, having suffered the results of a lethal drinking game, has little to do except prop the bar up and look as if she's at least semi-conscious... |
| Evla Sovalla Never try to deceive a creche master. They always know when they're being lied to! Especially when their 'daughter' is trying to hide something - or someone - out of sight! |
| Far Biwo In which we find the unfortunate Jedi Master trying to form a romantic attachment with a statue in the middle of a fountain... |
| Jake Jivinan In which we find Captain Jake valliantly attempting to recollect what happened the night before...with a little help from his friends! |
| Jemmiah Gleshan In which we find Jemmy celebrating her abrupt split with boyfriend Linus Leaford by awaking in the arms of a certain Padawan Kenobi... |
| Jonas Suul In which Jonas, without realising the significance of the moment, is challenged to ask someone to dance with him... |
| Kryztan Harkley In which Kryztan and Dex share a conversation about the relative merits of older women versus younger females... |
| Kurtas Kizzen In which we find Knight Kizzen being pursued by a rampaging mob armed with tranquelising darts and whips, in this homage to 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'... |
| Leona P'Lila In which we find the resolute healer up to her neck - or chest - in Dinko problems! |
| Lilith Demodae In which we find the good Captain of the Scorpion rumaging through the pockets of some extremely nervous Jedi in search of some unusual items! |
| Mace Windu In which Mace gets close to nature... |
| Menali-Jay Abran In which Padawan Abran finds himself at the mercy of the law... |
| Obi-Wan Kenobi In which the gallant Padawan Kenobi is propositioned by a frisky, aged Twi'lek... |
| Qui-Gon Jinn In which the mighty Qui-Gon loses a battle with a bottle of alcohol, but developes a close working relationship with the spinning floor beneath his feet... |
| Sal-Fina Falmar In which the supposedly reformed master finds herself trapped in the jungle with only Qui-Gon for company. Not to mention a venomous bite to the toe... |
| Simeon Cates In which the happless apprentice healer feels the need to try out his medical skills on an equally helpless Obi-Wan Kenobi... |
| Toms Yarrel In which young Toms insults the wrong Jedi Master when he takes on Mace Windu... |
| Vernice Ashdal In which Master Ashdal's compassion gets the better of her when she tries to persuade Jemmiah to leave Nargotria with her, counter to the wishes of the council.. |
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