The Jemmiah Chronicles: The Best Bits! (From a certain point of view...)
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Alex Arieh

In which we find Master Arieh forced to judge a singing contest between two of the most tone-deaf individuals in the history of the Jedi order...and one of them happens to be Master Yoda!
An-Paj

In which An-Paj, super healer, tries to diagnose exactly what ails a sickly Padawan Kenobi...
Dex Berlingside

Where we see Master Berlingside selflessly trying to cheer Qui-Gon up as they sit languishing in a prison cell, awaiting their fate.
Dimallie Melbra

In which Dimallie, having suffered the results of a lethal drinking game, has little to do except prop the bar up and look as if she's at least semi-conscious...
Evla Sovalla

Never try to deceive a creche master. They always know when they're being lied to! Especially when their 'daughter' is trying to hide something - or someone - out of sight!
Far Biwo

In which we find the unfortunate Jedi Master trying to form a romantic attachment with a statue in the middle of a fountain...
Jake Jivinan

In which we find Captain Jake valliantly attempting to recollect what happened the night before...with a little help from his friends!
Jemmiah Gleshan

In which we find Jemmy celebrating her abrupt split with boyfriend Linus Leaford by awaking in the arms of a certain Padawan Kenobi...
Jonas Suul

In which Jonas, without realising the significance of the moment, is challenged to ask someone to dance with him...
Kryztan Harkley

In which Kryztan and Dex share a conversation about the relative merits of older women versus younger females...
Kurtas Kizzen

In which we find Knight Kizzen being pursued by a rampaging mob armed with tranquelising darts and whips, in this homage to 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'...
Leona P'Lila

In which we find the resolute healer up to her neck - or chest - in Dinko problems!
Lilith Demodae

In which we find the good Captain of the Scorpion rumaging through the pockets of some extremely nervous Jedi in search of some unusual items!
Mace Windu

In which Mace gets close to nature...
Menali-Jay Abran

In which Padawan Abran finds himself at the mercy of the law...
Obi-Wan Kenobi

In which the gallant Padawan Kenobi is propositioned by a frisky, aged Twi'lek...
Qui-Gon Jinn

In which the mighty Qui-Gon loses a battle with a bottle of alcohol, but developes a close working relationship with the spinning floor beneath his feet...
Sal-Fina Falmar

In which the supposedly reformed master finds herself trapped in the jungle with only Qui-Gon for company. Not to mention a venomous bite to the toe...
Simeon Cates

In which the happless apprentice healer feels the need to try out his medical skills on an equally helpless Obi-Wan Kenobi...
Toms Yarrel

In which young Toms insults the wrong Jedi Master when he takes on Mace Windu...
Vernice Ashdal

In which Master Ashdal's compassion gets the better of her when she tries to persuade Jemmiah to leave Nargotria with her, counter to the wishes of the council..