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"A man should always have the final say in the house. That is why it is important he shouldn't be allowed to speak in the first place."

- Flint (A Broom With A View)

"There are only three steps to becoming an accomplished Jedi padawan. First, do whatever your master tells you. Second, meditate a lot. Third, always have a clean pair of socks. If you are anything like I was you will disregard the first, fall asleep during the second and develop a selective sense of smell for the third."

- Obi-Wan Kenobi to Anakin Skywalker (As yet unnamed snapshot)

"Hormones are of the dark side of the force. Hormones lead to trouble. Trouble leads suffering. Suffering leads to chemical suppression. Have you got that?"

- Qui-Gon Jinn (Beard: Part One)

"You've never liked beards." Obi-Wan huffed at her. "You're just being irrationally beardist!"

- Obi-Wan Kenobi (Beard: Part Three)

"There's too much blood in my alcohol stream."

- Obi-Wan Kenobi (Lions and Tigers and Padawans, Oh My!)

ďItís a question of mind over matter...I donít mind and you donít matter.Ē

- Healer Apprentice Simeon Cates (Lions and Tigers and Padawans, Oh My!)

"Stop groping my Gundark." The voice growled, muffled by the pillow.

- Jemmiah Gleshan (The Lion Sleeps Tonight)

"The moral of the story is: if it stands up to take a pee - don't trust it."

- Jemmiah Gleshan (The Lion Sleeps Tonight)

"Temple Rule No.1: Thou shall make your padawan's life a misery."

- Qui-Gon Jinn (The Cruelest Cut Of All)

"Sith, a Corellian that does work! We should have you stuffed!"

- Mace Windu (A Night To (almost) Remember)

"I've worked out why padawans walk three paces behind their masters! It's so they can't hit them!"

- Obi-Wan Kenobi (Someone to Watch Over me)