|1, NAME: Thom Capella.
2. AGE: Seventeen.
3. SEX: I'm all man, baby!
4. EYE COLOR: Brown with these little gold flecky bits.
5. HAIR COLOR: Black.
6. OCCUPATION: Jedi Padawan, Master of the Jelly Worm, Cheerer-Upper of the Gloomy, Pinsticker in the Over-Inflated and all-round wonderful person.
7. STAR SIGN: Dianoga.
8. BEST FRIENDS: My Master.
9. PETS?: My Master?
10. HOBBIES?: Playing Swoop Racer.
11. MARRIED?: Nope.
12. CHILDREN?: No way!
13. FAVE COLOR?: Green.
14. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?: Wherever I end up.
15. IF YOU COULD LIVE ON ANY PLANET, WHICH WOULD IT BE?: Why stick to just one planet?
16. BEST VACATION EVER: Vacation? Nope, never had one of those.
17. FAVORITE RESTAURANT/CAFE/EATERY?: What, just one??
18. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Most of them.
19. DEEP FRIED GOURALS OR TAKKINI CHIPS?: Gotta be the chips.
20. DILLARBERRY FIZZ OR CHERRYBLADE?: Cherryblade.
21. STIM TEA, HOT CHOCOLATE OR CAF?: Chocolate.
22. FAVORITE FOOD: Glow-in-the-dark green jelly worms. And anything Corellian.
23. LEAST FAVORITE FOOD: Anything that's still moving about on its own. Anything that stares back at you is pretty ikky, too.
24. EVER HAD A FOOD FIGHT?: You have to ask?
25. EVER HAD A MIDNIGHT FEAST?: Rewind, replay.
26. WOULD YOU GIVE ANYONE THE LAST CHOCOLATE IN THE PACKET?: Of course!
27. IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?: I think if I tried that my Master would have it taken off again, but I know someone who's got this really cool Dinko tattoo... she does tattoos, actually, I could
hook you up if you want one?
28. PIERCING?: Yup, she does those too.
29. LAST ARTIFICIAL HAIR COLOR?: Brown, blonde, silver, dunno. Undercover missions kinda get blurred together after a while.
30. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?: Um... all of it?
31. MOST GORGEOUS PERSON YOU'VE KISSED: I kissed a queen once, she was pretty hot... only on her ring, though. The kiss, that is. And there've been a couple of cute girls in cantinas, but that was In The Course Of Duty. Not that I'm complaining. ;-)
32. BEEN IN LOVE BEFORE?: Do swoops count?
33. AGE WHEN FIRST KISSED: Apart from in the Crèche? Fifteen. I got given lessons. You shoulda seen my Master's face.
34. ARE YOU A ROMANTIC?: Oh puh-lease!
35. LAST TIME SOMEONE GAVE YOU A HUG: Yesterday.
36. WOULD YOU SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR SOMEONE?: If it was important.
37. EVER BEEN DUMPED?: Nope. You need an actual girlfriend before you can get dumped.
38. IDEAL ROMANTIC GIFT: ALDERAANI ROSES, CANDLELIGHT SUPPER OR KORRASSI RED WINE?: People really do those? I dunno, ask my Master instead.
39. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE MASSAGED?: By who?
40. PERFUME/SCENT OR DO WITHOUT?: Perfume???
41. WORST HABIT?: None, I'm perfect.
42. ANY PHOBIAS?: Nope. Told you, I'm perfect. ;-)
43. DO YOU SNORE?: Dunno, I'm asleep.
44. FAVORITE SAYING?: Have a jelly worm?
45. WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT, STRONG IN MIND OR STRONG IN BODY?: What happened to inventive and adaptable and all that stuff?
46. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?: My belt. It was a birthday present from my Master.
47. WHAT'S THE LAST HOLOVID THAT YOU WATCHED?: Merchant of Theed. It was my Master's fault, he made me watch it because it was Cultural.
48. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE?: Too many to list.
49. WHERE'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE?: Mopping floors!
50. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE HOLO SHOW?: Candid Holovid
51. ARE YOU A FAN OF NIGEL NERF OR TOMMIE TAUNTAUN?: With or without Pakaberry sauce? ;-)
52. GABALI OR BOLO BALL?: Gabali!
53. WOULD YOU PREFER TO WATCH SLUSHY HOLO VIDS OR SPORTING OCCASIONS?: Sport, please, anything but mush! Well, okay, maybe a few things are worse...
54. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KITCHEN APPLIANCE?: Eating out.
55. MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT: I don't do embarrassed.
56. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE CHILDHOOD MEMORY?: The first time I made my
57. EVER BEEN SCARED?: Yeah.
58. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?: Other people.
59. WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY IRRITATED?: Other people.
60. IF YOU COULD PLAY ANY INSTRUMENT WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Comb and flimsy.
61. DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE?: I believe in life before death.
62. STRANGEST SIGHT YOU'VE EVER SEEN: I'm not allowed to tall anyone, it's classified. But the second strangest thing was watching my Master running away from an annoyed astromech droid after he blew up a power coupling.
63. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE HOUSEHOLD CHORE?: Putting away clothes.
64. ARE YOU A NEAT, TIDY PERSON OR A 'LEAVE-IT-WHERE-IT-LIES' PERSON?: Me, it's happy on the floor why worry it. On the other hand, my Master thinks different and he gets the casting vote.
65. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CHANGED THE BED SHEETS? GO ON, ADMIT IT!: I don't think I've slept in the same bed long enough for it to matter.
66. DO YOU PREFER FELINES OR CANNOIDS?: Uh... should I prefer one of them?
67. DO YOU/HAVE YOU EVER SMOKED?: Nope. I leave fire-related experiences to my Master.
68. CAN YOU DANCE?: My Master dances. I just jiggle.
69. CAN YOU SING?: Nothing repeatable in the Council Chambers.
70. NICKNAME/PSEUDONYM?: Floormop. And some other stuff, but that's classified too.
71. WHAT COLOR OF SOCKS ARE YOU WEARING?: Socks?
72. YOUR BEST FEATURE: Me!
73. YOUR WORST FEATURE: I told you twice already, I'm perfect.
74. BEEN IN A GROUND TRAFFIC ACCIDENT?: Does being hit by a guided missile count?
75. CAN YOU FLY A SPEEDER?: Does a Nargot have parasites?
76. YOUR LAST VISIT TO THE HOSPITAL/INFIRMARY: Yesterday.
77. WHAT WAS THAT VISIT FOR?: To tell Simeon a Bantha joke and annoy Master An.
78. BEST PRACTICAL JOKE?: They're all brilliant.
79. LUCKY NUMBER?: Whichever one comes up.
80. IF YOU WON A ZILLION CREDITS ON THE GALACTIC LOTTERY WHAT WOULD
BE THE FIRST THING YOU WOULD DO?: Buy a SilverSteel X-97 racing swoop, a starship, and a permanent private hospital plan for my Master. Except he'd make me give it away to charity 'cos a Jedi
doesn't seek material wealth.
81. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?: Loads. Never figured out why any of them were so famous, though.
82. PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET?: Anyone who's good for a laugh.
83. WHO DO YOU MOST ADMIRE IN THE GALAXY?: My Master.
84. WHAT DO YOU DO MOST OFTEN WHEN BORED?: Get into trouble.
85. BEST THING ABOUT YOUR PERSONALITY: Cheerfulness, sense of humour, enthusiasm, integrity, loyalty. And modesty.
86. BEDTIME?: Life's too short to sleep.
87. AMBITIONS?: To make the Galaxy a better place.
88. IF YOU WEREN'T DOING WHATEVER YOU PUT DOWN IN Q6, WHAT WOULD YOU
BE INSTEAD?: Boring.
89. EVER BEEN ON A CANTINA CRAWL?: See question seventy-five.
90. EVER THROWN A PUNCH AT SOMEONE?: Yes.
91. EVER ADMIT TO DOING SOMETHING ILLEGAL?: Uh... admit to who?
92. ANYTHING YOU WISH YOU WERE BETTER AT?: Catching my Master out.
93. WHICH IS BEST: BEAUTY, BRAINS OR WEALTH?: Sense of humour. :-b
94. EVER GONE TO BED WITH A STUFFED TOY?: Yup.
95. FAVORITE GIFT EVER GIVEN TO YOU: See question forty-six.
96. WHAT DO YOU SEE YOURSELF DOING IN TEN YEARS TIME?: The same, only better.
97. DO YOU FEEL THE WARM OR THE COLD MORE?: Uh... the warm, gotta be the warm. If I say cold my Master will just tell me to go for a run.
98. WHICH IS MORE FUN, SAND OR SNOW?: Both, please.
99. ANY SPECIAL SKILLS THAT YOUR FRIENDS MIGHT NOT BE AWARE OF?: Nah. They know me too well.
100. USING ONLY ONE WORD DESCRIBE YOURSELF? Me.
NOW PICK A NUMBER BETWEEN 1-5 In what language?
NOW CHOOSE A NUMBER BETWEEN 1-25 Three thousand.
CHOOSE A NUMBER BETWEEN 1-50 What was wrong with three thousand?
HAVE YOU CHOSEN? Weren't you listening?
QUITE SURE? C'mon, I'm not getting any younger here.
THE FIRST NUMBER IS THE AMOUNT OF MINUTES YOU HAVE TO FORWARD THIS TO
YOUR FRIENDS/COLLEAGUES. In what language? ;-)
THE SECOND NUMBER IS THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE YOU HAVE TO SEND THIS ON
THE THIRD NUMBER IS THE AMOUNT OF DAYS BEFORE YOU WILL BE KISSED
AGAIN IF YOU DON'T MANAGE TO SEND THIS OUT TO THE RIGHT NUMBER OF
PEOPLE IN THE SET AMOUNT OF TIME. GOOD LUCK!!!: I laugh in the face of fate! :-b