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The Cruellest Cut of All (temporary link) Era = JA,     Category = H/G/R,     Rating = 15

“They don’t call it the Kenobi Ward for nothing.”

The holocrews are coming to the Jedi temple to make a live-broadcast documentary called 'Hospital Watch', Eager padawans and initiates are clamouring to get into the infirmary, whilst all Obi-Wan wants to do is stay as far away as possible! Quirida-Xac's on the rampage, An-Paj feels his big chance has arrived, Jemmy tries just about anything to get out of going to a debutantes ball, Mace is pulling out the hair he doesn't have whilst Qui-Gon desperately tries to track down the name of the girl who has reduced his padawan to a love-struck wreck! One thing's for certain: he won't stop until he finds out the truth...

A Night To (Almost) Remember         Era = JA,     Category = H/G/R/D/An    Rating = 15

“A sponsored Cantina-crawl...Yes! That’s brilliant, even if I do say so myself.”

Permanantly short of funds, the Jedi temple seeks to make a little bit of extra money on the side.Jemmy hits upon the idea of a cantina crawl with a difference: one that will leave the usually staid and sober Jedi insensible and reeling! Qui-Gon loses his focus - and his beard, Obi-Wan loses his sense of dignity and Mace gains a tattooo...can the temple avoid sensure and scandal? And will everyone's reputations be intact at the end of the evening? Not if Jemmy and Rela have anything to do with it!

A Problem Shared is a Problem Multiplied... Era = JA,     Category = H/G/R,      Rating = 15

‘Fed up with your master? Padawans getting you down? Feel that you have reached the end of your tether?
If things are making you blue, why not share them with the temple’s own advice columnist, Naughty Nell. She’ll be there to offer you sensible advise on all manner of topics. No problem is too big or too embarrassing. Remember that a problem shared is a problem halved...'

Even Jedi have problems. Having spent 30 mins reading a book on psycology, Jemmy believes that she is the answer that everyone in the temple is looking for. Together with Obi-Wan, Simeon and Letina she adopts the persona of 'Naughty Nell' in order to hear all the juicy temple gossip. But is it a joke too far? Or will Master Yoda track down the real culprits? In the end just who is to blame, after all?

Swings and Roundabouts    Era = JA,      Category = H/G/R,     Rating = 15

"You're not going to the amusement park. Not tomorrow, nor any other day. And that is my final word on the matter..."

At least that's what Qui-Gon says. But will the lure of all the fun of the fair prove too much for a bunch of unruly padawans on their one day off? Has Jemmy really eloped? Will Dex finally get to go on the 'Screaming Snake of Death? Will Lilith be able to avoid Qui-Gon? And will Obi-Wan survive the Tunnel of Love?

Lions and Tigers and Padawans, Oh My!    Era = JA,    Category = H/G/D/A,     Rating = 15

“It’s that little Alderaani kid, master. He’s deactivated the force barriers to some of the enclosures…”

It's the annual initiate/padawan/master outing that nobody looks forward too. When Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon and Mace find their names are down on the list their reaction is one of faint dread. Jemmiah has a closely-guarded secret: will Qui-Gon find out what it is? Will the initiates behave themselves? How green can Simeon get in one day? Can Obi-Wan come away unscathed for once? Or will the escaped animals find thesmselves served up a padawan-shaped banquet...?

The Lion Sleeps Tonight (temporary link)    Era = JA,    Category = D/A/H/R/An     Rating = 15

"This is an announcement, repeat: this is an official announcement. This is your captain speaking.…Please will all passengers and crew make their way to the nearest escape pods, repeat: please make your way to the nearest escape pods. The situation has now become most severe and for your own safety I strongly recommend that you abandon ship. I wish you the best of luck…and clear skies."

A Jedi retreat to the planet Tildas seems like the ideal oportunity for Obi-Wan and Jemmy to come to terms with the tragic events of recent months.But should Jemmy even be going? Evla is sick and some of the padawans resent the fact that a non-Jedi has been offered a place onboard the Chancellor's private ship, the magnificent Kaligari. Then there's Rela: will she get away with stowing onboard or will she be discovered? What will Qui-Gon say when he discovers that Lilith is piloting the supply ship? And what of the other, shadowy individuals seeking the Kaligari's destruction?

When the ship crash-lands on the forest moon of Urior the idyll transforms into an instant nightmare. Who will survive...and who will perish in the struggle to stay alive?

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Rating:

U = Universal        PG = Parental Guidence          15 = Suitable for 15's and over        17 = Suitable for 17's and over
Category:

H = Humour         G = General       A = Action/Adventure        AU = Alternative Universe       D = Drama
R = Romance        M = Mystery      Hr = Horror                         An = Angst
Ch =Character/Introspection

Era:

Old Republic = Young Qui-Gon and before
JA = Jedi Apprentice/Young Obi-Wan
Saga = Between and including The Phantom Menace to Return of the Jedi
Beyond Saga = After Return of the Jedi