Caption Competition Results

Competition 5

The competition was judged by JWOW's sister (thanks Rachel!) without knowing who had entered what caption.

The winner was Jemmiah's:

"
Nooooo!  Now I'm stuck with Anakin forever!"

Highly commended is:

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!  This means I'll have to be the
little brats master now!"

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*  Obi-Wan: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT MY BARNEY DOLL!!!"

*  OBI-WAN: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! Where are my arms?

*  OBI-WAN: Nooooooooooooooo! I just remembered I left the gas on back home!

*  Obi-Wan discovers where he left his missing lightsabre.

*  Obi-Wan regretted volunteering to play "Pin the tail on the Bantha" at the initiates party...

*  Obi-Wan really wished he had looked before sitting down on the wookiees knitting needles.

*  Obi-Wan screams as he realizes that Jemmiah was right.  His socks did make his feet rot and fall off.

*  Obi-Wan suffers his most horrific injury to date: standing barefoot on an upturned plug.

*  George Lucas reassures a sceptical Ewan McGregor that the floating CGI pear will be added in post production...

*  As you might expect, Obi-Wan's reaction on hearing that Anakin had survived the battle of Naboo was one of warmth and gratitude.

*  C3PO: No, R2. I don't think that was a power socket either...

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Competition 6

The competition was judged by Healer Leona without knowing who had entered what caption.

The winner was Jemmiah's:

OBI-WAN: "And this, my most-extremely-incredibly-regrettably-utterly-totally-completely-ridiculously-ludicrously-outrageously-monstrously-stupendously-extraordinary-unbelievably-terribly-young-and-inexperienced-padawan-learner is a...hang on, what was I saying?"

Highly commended is:

Anakin: "Looks like Jemmiah's aim's improving, master."
Obi-Wan:  "See this Anakin.  It's highly toxic.  Now if you don't shut-up and listen to me I'm going to shove it down your throat!"

"Anakin, I triple-dog dare you to eat this."
"Okay Master."
"Sucker!"

"Great, I've found it! Now if only I could get this contact lens back into my eye."

"Look Anakin! A penny!"

Obi-Wan: "How many times must I tell you not to drop litter on the streets?"
Anakin: "Sorry master."

Obi-Wan: "Toxic dart...here, you have it!"

Obi-Wan: "Owch!"

Obi-Wan (thinking): Damn, you try to lose him in the bar, you jump out a window, you do every damn thing to get away from him...even the blasted bounty hunter I hired missed him!

Obi-Wan (thinking): I KNEW I shouldn't have agreed to let him see that holo if he won...  C'mon, seven!
Anakin (thinking): I hope he doesn't find out the game is rigged...

Anakin: Master?
Obi-Wan: Shiny...
Anakin: Master? *snaps fingers*
Obi-Wan: Shiny...

Obi-Wan (thinking): You know you're getting old when you need to use a hearing aid...

Obi-Wan:  "Do you think taking this will help my sore head?"
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