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Competition 5 The competition was judged by JWOW's sister (thanks Rachel!) without knowing who had entered what caption. The winner was Jemmiah's: "Nooooo! Now I'm stuck with Anakin forever!" Highly commended is: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! This means I'll have to be the little brats master now!" |
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| * Obi-Wan: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT MY BARNEY DOLL!!!" * OBI-WAN: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! Where are my arms? * OBI-WAN: Nooooooooooooooo! I just remembered I left the gas on back home! * Obi-Wan discovers where he left his missing lightsabre. * Obi-Wan regretted volunteering to play "Pin the tail on the Bantha" at the initiates party... * Obi-Wan really wished he had looked before sitting down on the wookiees knitting needles. * Obi-Wan screams as he realizes that Jemmiah was right. His socks did make his feet rot and fall off. * Obi-Wan suffers his most horrific injury to date: standing barefoot on an upturned plug. * George Lucas reassures a sceptical Ewan McGregor that the floating CGI pear will be added in post production... * As you might expect, Obi-Wan's reaction on hearing that Anakin had survived the battle of Naboo was one of warmth and gratitude. * C3PO: No, R2. I don't think that was a power socket either... |
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Competition 6 The competition was judged by Healer Leona without knowing who had entered what caption. The winner was Jemmiah's: OBI-WAN: "And this, my most-extremely-incredibly-regrettably-utterly-totally-completely-ridiculously-ludicrously-outrageously-monstrously-stupendously-extraordinary-unbelievably-terribly-young-and-inexperienced-padawan-learner is a...hang on, what was I saying?" Highly commended is: Anakin: "Looks like Jemmiah's aim's improving, master." |
| Obi-Wan: "See this Anakin. It's highly toxic. Now if you don't shut-up and listen to me I'm going to shove it down your throat!" "Anakin, I triple-dog dare you to eat this." "Okay Master." "Sucker!" "Great, I've found it! Now if only I could get this contact lens back into my eye." "Look Anakin! A penny!" Obi-Wan: "How many times must I tell you not to drop litter on the streets?" Anakin: "Sorry master." Obi-Wan: "Toxic dart...here, you have it!" Obi-Wan: "Owch!" Obi-Wan (thinking): Damn, you try to lose him in the bar, you jump out a window, you do every damn thing to get away from him...even the blasted bounty hunter I hired missed him! Obi-Wan (thinking): I KNEW I shouldn't have agreed to let him see that holo if he won... C'mon, seven! Anakin (thinking): I hope he doesn't find out the game is rigged... Anakin: Master? Obi-Wan: Shiny... Anakin: Master? *snaps fingers* Obi-Wan: Shiny... Obi-Wan (thinking): You know you're getting old when you need to use a hearing aid... Obi-Wan: "Do you think taking this will help my sore head?" |
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