|Caption Competition Results...|
* "Okay, just breathe into this and we'll soon find out if you're above the limit!"
* "I've told you before padawan, never use anything with batteries in it!"
* "I'm Qui from CNN... any comments about the situation you find yourselves in for our viewers?
* "Please padawan, have a piece of gum."
* "I knew it...you've been smoking again, Obi-Wan!"
* "You can have it back when you've learned to behave in an adult and responsible manner."
* "Merry Xmas, padawan. Now you pull the other end and we'll see who wins the novelty hat!"
* "You want me to put it where? I'm not that sick Master!"
The competition was judged by Gryph (without knowing who had entered what caption).
The winner was Jemmiah's;
Highly commended is:
"That's the last time I fall for your 'putting-glue-on-the-lightsabre-trick', padawan!"
|"Three hundred different ring-tones, you say?"
The competition was judged by Jemmiah (without knowing who had entered what caption).
The winner was er...Calamity Jinn (Honest, she didn't know it was me!) with;
"Master Qui-Gon sir? Don't you have to be nearer to the car to open the doors by remote?"
Highly commended is:
"What's the Princess doing? Is it national "Hug a pillar" day?"
* Obi-Wan: "What is that smell?" Anakin: "I don't think the skunk liked being woken up."
* "Doesn't the Princess wash her hands? Look at the dirt on her thumb!"
* "Master Qui-Gon, why does the Queen keep mumbling "I REALLY hate that cat"?"
* "How dare you take my man Jemmiah! Curses, I missed... Oooh!...hello little boy!"
* Master Qui-Gon, I found who grabbed the remote to the big outdoor screen and keeps switching from the smashball game to "Forbidden Love"! Now make her stop, PLEASE!"
* "Master Qui-Gon sir? I think Padme just ripped one." "I smell it also, Master."
* Jedi sir? Isn't it kind of bad to be using a laser pointer at the bad guys?"
* "I think she forgot her blaster. She DOES know this is a real battle, right?"
* "Padawan Kenobi, I don't think the Queen is wearing a bra..." "Shut up brat and keep your eyes focussed on...actually, you're right. Master, the Queen's not wearing a bra!"
* "I can't believe the Queen is making both sides take a break in the battle whilst her nail varnish dries!"
* "No, Anakin. Now is not the time to let the Queen know she has a large spider stuck to the back of her head..."
* "Just great! I'm in the middle of a war and I'm stuck with an aged hippie, his sulky trainee sidekick and a little kid that keeps staring at the nude statues! Where's the Gungan when you need him?"
* ANAKIN: "Padme, when I'm older I'm gonna do to you what that statue is doing!"
PADME: "What statue?"
OBI-WAN: "He means he's going to lose his arm...and his legs...maybe even his head..."
* "Mahstah…if the queen’s aim continues to improve, that dog is going to find himself on a bed of rice!"
* "Master Qui-Gon sir? Who exactly is Feeler Leona?"